Every Friday, the regional DJ guy ends his show with a phone conversation with his mom. The mom closes the call with 'words of wisdom'. Today's w-o-w were spot on ( Read more... )

As you know, the bald guy downstairs is slowly trying to kill me. Other LJ users experience problems with bald people. How about you? Are you going to bury your head in the sand, or take a stand against DHT-intoxicated bird-brained blood-sucking monkeys? Take the poll you know you want to, or else everyone will say that you are bald baldie baldie ( Read more... )